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Sans Gets A Boner
GOD this is so much easier than drawing with a mouse, kickin things off with everyones favorite skeleton caught in an awkward situation. science class did not treat poor sans well, having to sit there every day and try not to look at the sexy, sexy naked skeleton hanging next to the teacher's desk. how is this school-appropriate, he agonizes, trying to think clean thoughts as something stirs in his shorts. no one else could even tell that it was a girl skeleton.
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so i left deviantart open on the computer when i went to take a piss and my mom found my drawings. she says i have a lot of potential and said that i should get a job and save up enough money to go to art school. i told her i didn't need to go to a school, anyone can learn to draw on their own by following tutorials online and that id be a lot better at drawing if i had a tablet instead of having to use a fucking sucking mouse, and bam! a few days later she presents me with a shiny new drawing tablet. now i can finally let my true artistic talent shine. so to celebrate im going to be drawing all day, or until i get tired.
Bendy and the Blood Machine
I've been seeing a lot of fan art recently for this fragment of an indie horror game, because people are cattle and like to glom on to stupid trends. Why this teaser trailer of a video game with the riveting game mechanics of walking and clicking on things, I don't know. Markiplier is involved somehow. But I decided to lend my growing artistic talents to this asinine fad. I'm getting closer to a satisfying way to do backgrounds; it would be better if it had some texture but at least it's not boring-ass white. Wait, I think it actually acquired some texture during the jpeg compression process. Neat. AND YES I KNOW NOW THAT BENDY THE CAT-WHATEVER-THING HAS A BOW TIE AND HIS BELLY ISN'T WHITE, I DON'T CARE ENOUGH TO FIX IT SHUT UP
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Blocked!
The first person to welcome me to DA becomes my first blocker. Man, people are *sharp* around here. I don't even know what I did, I just checked out his gallery after he left a lovely welcome message on my page, saw he made a fantastically creepy body horror piece about a leopard girl who's been deformed by some dark magic, leaking unmentionable fluids, and gave it my compliments. Then today I saw the welcome message was gone and I was no longer invited to share my thoughts about his work.

jk i know it was supposed to be a sexy breast inflation thing and i was being a troll. Y'all got some weird fetishes. Anyway, his art is only slightly less amazing than yours truly, so go give :iconwolfjedisamuel: some love! You know, to offset the crippling emotional damage I apparently did. I'd do it myself but, again, I'm super blocked from interacting with him in any way.
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so i left deviantart open on the computer when i went to take a piss and my mom found my drawings. she says i have a lot of potential and said that i should get a job and save up enough money to go to art school. i told her i didn't need to go to a school, anyone can learn to draw on their own by following tutorials online and that id be a lot better at drawing if i had a tablet instead of having to use a fucking sucking mouse, and bam! a few days later she presents me with a shiny new drawing tablet. now i can finally let my true artistic talent shine. so to celebrate im going to be drawing all day, or until i get tired.

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Nitpicker Anonymous
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Gibraltar
Random idiot trolling the internet. Your OC is stupid.

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:icondonovanpeacewalker:
DonovanPeacewalker Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2017  Student General Artist
Um, my mind is a blank. I can't tell if this is satire or if this is actually 100% legit. I won't say anything bad about your art, so there's something, right?
~Zero Jyllmeiko
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The--Peanut--Gallery Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2017  Student General Artist
if it makes you feel any better, your profile baffles me as well

why are you many people
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:icondonovanpeacewalker:
DonovanPeacewalker Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2017  Student General Artist
The original profile owner had passed away, and we all share the same email too. That's why we are on one profile.
~Zero Jyllmeiko
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The--Peanut--Gallery Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2017  Student General Artist
Wow, that clears everything up. Someone died, and you... people? Personality fragments? Personas? share an email address, for some reason. You know they're free, right? Also why are you squatting on a deceased person's deviantart profile, i have exactly as many questions as before
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LexisSketches Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2017
Hi! Hello there! Heart Just stopping by to say hello! La la la la Hug I hope you have a wonderful day! Earth
PS: I found you via the random deviant button!
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The--Peanut--Gallery Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2017  Student General Artist
Hello yourself! I hope it rains on your birthday Heart 
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LexisSketches Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2017
It always does! April is so rainy!
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The--Peanut--Gallery Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2017  Student General Artist
thanks doggy

your art isn't completely terrible
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The--Peanut--Gallery Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2017  Student General Artist
Oh, that's how it is, huh? welcome rescinded, troll blocked. it must be nice living in that little positive feedback bubble you've built for yourself

what did i even say :'(
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